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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Haiku #3

Red Team is quite fast.
Blue Team is rather lucky.
Tautology- Ho!

Tautology

The first rule of the Tautology Club is the first rule of the Tautology Club and is also a rule of the Tautology. The Tautology Club is the Tautology Club. To defy Tautology is to defy Tautology. The myth of time travel can be a myth. If you have used Google to check up what Tautology is, you have used a web browser to check up what Tautology is. Whoever still doesn't know what Tautology is, still doesn't know what self-reference is. Whoever doesn't know what self-reference is, does not know what Tautology is. A recursive cycle is a loop. This paragraph is Tautological. This sentence is Tautological. A Tautology Club member is a member of the Tautology Club. Microwave ovens use microwave technology to microwave things in an oven. The first team to win will be the first team who wins. The losing team shall be the losing team. Red Teams are fast. Blue teams are lucky. The word Tautology is tautological. Computers can compute things. I am a member of my own Tautology Club. Whoever signs up, is a member of the Tautology Club, provided that I approve. Tautology is very cyclical.

Haiku #2

Middle Year Exams,
Are a heck of torture.
Oh, by the way, MAO.

Haiku #1

Life is fun, so they
say. But I doubt they know what
despair really is.

Limerick #1

Water is a precious thing,
We all just love to drink.
Definitely,
We treat it like it's always infinitely
there, let's think.