Rant

I just can't figure it out. Life is so ... depressing and they come and bother me with a tesseract? I mean, who in their right mind would deal with a hypercube while my relatives are all dying? I mean, sheesh, normally I would be the first to play around with a four-dimensional figure but they ask me to solve a problem about it now? During the blasted funeral? Those guys coming over about a Dirac Sea was bad enough, and that stupid Nash Equilibrium thing was just irritating but now they want me to use a tesseract to do a similarity question on a dekeract?
Isn't a ten-dimension cube a little teeny weeny bit of an overkill? How in the blazes do I find their similarity ratio? It has 11520 faces while the tesseract has only 24! Next thing I know, they're going to ask me about non-Eucli-
Wait, don't touch that! You don't touch that! Don't touch th-! You, you, you basterd, do you know how long it took for me just to fix a model of a bloody six-dimensional cube! I'll murder you! I'll cut your head off and play basketball with it!
You know what? Screw this. Just screw it all up. I don't give the south end of a northbound dire rat about this anymore. You didn't get that? Just- Ah, never mind. Word play is lost on you. No! Word play does not mean Scrabble, you filthy fool! You can all go stick your questions up your own-

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